Halloween is just around the corner. The most popular holiday, it’s the only time of year when strangers can give candy to children and you can dress up as a serial killer and binge watch horror films without feeling bad. Halloween can be a time of great laughter even though it is typically a time for frights and scares. Halloween jokes are a good way to get everyone laughing
Jokes based on October 31st will have your family and friends laughing, whether you’re telling corny Halloween jokes about Count Dracula, a zombie attack, or a spooky Halloween joke about ghouls and haunted houses. The best Halloween jokes have been gathered for you to use at the end of the month if you need some assistance with your joke-telling
105 Best Halloween Jokes
humorous witch jokes Numerous articles have been written about witches, ranging from the top witches-themed films to well-known historical witches
So it stands to reason that this collection of funny Halloween jokes includes a few witch jokes. Make some magic with these funny stories. 1
Spelling is a witch’s favorite subject. 2
A witch uses her witch watch to check the best time to go trick or treating. 3
A broom closet is what you call a witch’s garage. 4
Scare-spray is the hair product that witches use. 5
Witches eat cereal and make the sounds of Snap, Cackle, and Pop. 6
You never know which witch is which, which is why trick or treating with twin witches is so difficult. 7
She was expelled from school, so why didn’t the mom let the little witch and her friends go trick or treating? 8. Broommates is the term used to describe two witches who trick-or-treat together
9. Witches put scream cheese on their bagels
10. Witches prefer to stay in 5-star hotels because of the superior broom service
11. What happened to the witch with the upside-down nose, who blew her hat off with every sneeze? 12 Hide and seek is a Halloween game that witches enjoy
13 What is a witch’s preferred cosmetic? Ma-scare-a! 14. The broom closet is the place where the boogie man goes to pick up witches
15. The swiftest witches use vroomsticks as a mode of transportation
humor for mothers. Mummies are a well-known horror icon who look fantastic as Halloween costumes because they are wrapped in bandages
As you will see below, they are also the focus of some hilarious jokes. 16
Ryan Gosling dressed as a mummy is referred to as Ryan Gauzeling. 17
The mummy was too wrapped up in himself to have any friends
18. What genre of music enjoys mummies on Halloween? wrap music
19. Mummies are afraid to relax, which is why they never take vacations
20. The Dead Sea is the place where mummies vacation
21. The headless horseman entered business because he wanted to advance in life
22. Because he couldn’t spell, the mummy was unable to attend school with the witch
23. Mummies predict their future by reading their horror scope
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts is known as a Pharaoh Roche. 25
The most significant day in Egypt is Mother’s Day. Vampiresque humor Twilight, the blockbuster film that swept the world, brought vampires back into the spotlight
Although the vampires in the movie series aren’t your typical bloodsuckers, they contributed to the resurgence of interest in vampires. The abundance of vampire jokes is proof of this
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The Vampire State Building was the first sight that Count Dracula sought out when he arrived in New York. 27
On Halloween, blood vessels are how vampires move about
28. Frostbite is one of the winter illnesses that a vampire can transmit. 29
A grave problem is what you call it when a vampire has issues with his home. 30
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts, that’s how you know a vampire has been in the bakery. 31
Fangs-giving! would be the day off for a country of vampires. 32
Because Taylor Swift had bad blood, the vampire refrained from attacking her. 33
It hurts in the neck to get a vampire’s kiss, that much is true. 34
The vampire read the newspaper because he had heard it was widely read. 35
A blood orange is a vampire’s preferred fruit. humorous skeleton jokes When it comes to funny Halloween jokes, skeletons do appear
All of these puns, which reference the image of a skeletal person, are funny. 36 The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm He just didn’t have any guts 37
The skeleton had no one to go to prom with, so why didn’t he? 38 Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin 39. Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs 40 What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull 41 What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs 42 How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone! 43 What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell? A dead ringer 44 Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone 45 Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school? He didn’t have the stomach for it Funny Ghost Jokes Have a happy Halloween by telling these funny ghost jokes Ghosts can be anything from evil spirits looking for revenge to friendly apparitions like Casper 46 Why do ghosts love going to Six Flaggs? Because they can ride lots of roller-ghost-ers 47 What is a ghost’s favorite meal? Spook-ghetti 48 What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles 49 Who did the scary ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up! 50 What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo 51 Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? Because they have spirit 52 Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures 53 How do ghosts search the Web? They use ghoul-gle 54 What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice-scream! 55 Why did the baby ghost cry? He missed his mummy Funny Zombie Jokes Like vampires, zombies have become a big part of modern pop culture You can thank The Walking Dead There are lots of great zombie jokes with some of the best collected below for you to enjoy 56 What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies 57 Why don’t zombies like pirates? They’re too salty 58 Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten 59 Why are zombies never arrested? Cause they can never be taken alive! 60 What is a zombie sleepover called? Mass grave! 61 What’s a zombie’s favorite treat? You might guess brain food, but it’s actually eye candy 62 What is a zombie s favorite language? Latin, because it is a dead language 63 Why was the zombie comedian boo-ed off stage? Because most of the jokes he said had gone bad 64 Why didn’t the zombie cross the road? Because it did not have the guts to walk 65 What shampoo does a zombie wash his hair with? Head and Shoulders! Funny Werewolf Jokes When creating a list of the best Halloween jokes, you have to include funny remarks about werewolves These hairy creatures might be super scary in movies and literature, but they are also very funny and feature in lots of great jokes 66 Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon? He needed to change 67 Who are the werewolf’s cousins? The what-wolf and then when-wolf 68 What do you call a sleeping werewolf? An unaware-wolf 69 When do werewolves go trick or treating? Howl-o-ween 70 What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned? The dentist 71 What’s a werewolf’s favorite day of the week? Moonday 72 What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock? He got ticks 73 Why was the werewolf arrested at the butcher’s shop? He was caught chop-lifting 74 Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party? He had them howling all night 75 Where are werewolf movies made? Howl-lywood Funny Monster Jokes Monsters can be all sorts of different creatures from the supernatural and paranormal world to mythical beasts from history They can also be the butt of some pretty funny jokes 76 What kind of monster is the best dancer? The boogieman 77 How do monsters like their eggs? Terror-fried 78 What goes “Ha-ha-ha-ha!” right before a gigantic sounding crash and then keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off! 79 Why can’t Frankenstein fly? He can never make it through the metal detector 80 What game do monsters play? Hide and go shriek 81 Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat their fingers 82 Where can a monster get a tattoo? At Monster’s Ink 83 What is the best thing to give a seasick monster? Plenty of room 84 How can you tell if there is a monster in our fridge? You can’t close the door 85 What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it’s ripe Funny General Halloween Jokes Here are the best of the rest These jokes cover all types of Halloween-related subjects and creatures While some are a bit random, they are all very funny 86 Why didn’t the coffee bean go to the Halloween party? Because it was grounded 87 What do you call a chicken that haunts your house? A poultrygeist 88 Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in 89 What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing? A cornfield! 90 Where is the best place to party on Halloween? The g-RAVE-yard 91 What goes around a haunted house and never stops? A fence 92 Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life 93 What is a recess at a mortuary called? A Coffin Break! 94 Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story? Because there are so many plots there! 95 What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder Funny Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes Who doesn’t love a knock-knock joke? These are some great Halloween-themed knock-knock jokes sure to bring some laughter 96 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! 97 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Ghost says! Ghost says who? No, ghost says boo! 98 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Frank! Frank who? Frankenstein 99 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Just in time for Halloween 100 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Fozzie! Fozzie who? Fozzie hundredth time, trick or treat! 101 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe please give me more candy 102 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween 103 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Tyson! Tyson who? Tyson garlic around your neck to keep the vampires away 104 Knock, Knock Who’s there? Ivana! Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood! 105 Knock Knock Who’s there? Fangs! Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in! See more about – 20 Spooky And Funny Halloween Memes
